Normally we would ask you to sign in but frankly we are relieved to even see that you are even here.
While we get things organized, would you mind just clicking this button that proves you are a human and we are humans, and this website is a website (not a human.)
Thank you for your patience. It won't be much longer.
The page you're trying to access is in crisis but we are working to calm it down.
In the meantime would you mind taking this short quiz:
Alright we will be honest, the site is having a complete meltdown. It's a wreck. Things are bad.
They'll be better one day eventually but right now the website can't even fathom that. Right now it thinks it's the worst website on the entire internet.
It thinks it is bloated and has too many ads...
Thank you for understanding. What's something you do to calm yourself down?
Here are the last of the videos. The website feels a bit better now.
Things are a bit less tense than they were just a moment ago. Your patience helped.
The website has a lot to learn from you.
Maybe next time you're here, the website will be more zen, be actively practicing mediation, and not feel so stressed out.
Feel free to sign the guest book if you'd like.